I envy a lot of things about my pets: their athleticism, grace, coordination, not to mention their better sensory equipment and of course their wonderful tails. But lately my envy has focused primarily on their lovely coats. I envy how they are always ready for any occasion; whether black tie or blue jeans. I love how when they take a bath they also wash all their clothes. Talk about a reduction in laundry. Further I hate clothes shopping so I appreciate that clothing purchases would be optional . Believe me I would love to have just one always appropriate outfit that always fit. (weight gain or hopefully weight loss) I know all the fashionistas would be aghast at such a thought. While the whole clothing industry and their many dependant businesses such as retail stores and advertising would be in a panic in case there were other eccentrics that would be able to opt out of the system and put their sales in a tailspin. Does anyone else wish they had a lovely coat like one of their pets?